R&P... *SCENARIO QUESTION* If you owned a Hard Rock Cafe...?

I would call it The Alternative Rock Cafe and would be all about alt and indie rock. We would have a bunch of hipsters bumming around, discussing liberal politics and we'd serve weed tacos and coffee. We'd definitely have to have a hookah bar. We'd also have one of the screw drivers used by Sonic Youth hanging on the wall for sure.